Tag: funny
member name: Andrea H.
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March 16, 2009 11:57 AM EDT --
FLAT STANLEY HAS ARRIVED!!!!!
Stanley is visiting us in South Bend, Indiana. The home of the Fighting Irish! Notre Dame college, The College Football Hall of Fame and the Saint Joseph River. . . .
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March 20, 2009 08:31 AM EDT --
Written in the good book ( Thou Shalt Not Steal !! )
(This is just too funny! This could only be true; you simply can't make this stuff up!)
Clutching their Kohl's shopping . . .
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March 25, 2009 06:13 AM EDT --
First Time in Church
The little girl went to church for the first time. As she was leaving with her parents, the minister asked how she had liked church.
"I liked the music," she replied, . . .
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March 21, 2009 03:09 PM EDT --
The Wongs
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have . . .
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March 17, 2009 08:41 PM EDT --
Make sure you look at them all!
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March 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT --
Morning Sex
She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake she turned and said softly, . . .
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March 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT --
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> SUBJECT: THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED
> You'll like these! Juanita
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> My wife . . .
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March 12, 2009 11:27 AM EDT --
Kathy Evans, the single dumbest contestant to ever get on ' Who Wants To Be A Millionaire ?' NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she . . .
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March 12, 2009 11:34 AM EDT --
----------------------------------------- Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
"Free to good home. . . .
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March 19, 2009 09:25 PM EDT --
Meet Marvin, men's answer to Maxine
Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened . . .
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March 26, 2009 06:36 AM EDT --
TEXAS DEPUTY SHERIFF vs NEW YORK LAWYER
Only in Texas my friends...Only in Texas ...Too bad....
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. . . .
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March 26, 2009 11:34 PM EDT --
Once there was a girl who wanted a boyfriend. Her mom wanted to help her, so she set up a blind date for her daughter.
When the girl got back from the date she said "That was the worst night of . . .
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March 26, 2009 11:53 PM EDT --
Christian Bulletin Bloopers
Ushers will eat latecomers. (seat)
She sang "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving much pleasure to the congregation.
Sermon this morning: Jesus Walks . . .
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March 12, 2009 12:43 PM EDT --
Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny . . .
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March 25, 2009 06:09 AM EDT --
Elk Hunting
Bubba and Jake chartered a plane with a pilot to drop them off in the wilds of Alaska for a week of elk hunting, just the same as they did the year before.
When the pilot returned . . .
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March 25, 2009 06:17 AM EDT --
A Long Way Home
Two blonde friends were going on a trip to Florida . A neighbor told them that they'd be fine as long as they paid attention to the road signs along the way. But they'd driven . . .
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March 25, 2009 06:21 AM EDT --
A Nutty Game
A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, . . .
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March 25, 2009 06:53 AM EDT --
Last Rites ...
A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife.
She rushed in and said, "What is it, honey?"
He told her to run and get the bible as soon as . . .
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March 26, 2009 06:26 AM EDT --
Give Bubba a Chance
It was graduation night at Cox High School and they were about halfway through the ceremony when the principal said, " Ladies and Gentlemen , we have a problem, Bubba is a . . .
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March 26, 2009 06:29 AM EDT --
Deer Hunting
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too.
"Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something ... but I can . . .
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