Tag: jokes
member name: Andrea H.
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February 27, 2009 06:46 AM EST --
Cup of Tea
One day my mother was out and my dad was in charge of me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little 'tea set' as a gift and it was one of my . . .
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March 20, 2009 08:31 AM EDT --
Written in the good book ( Thou Shalt Not Steal !! )
(This is just too funny! This could only be true; you simply can't make this stuff up!)
Clutching their Kohl's shopping . . .
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March 25, 2009 06:13 AM EDT --
First Time in Church
The little girl went to church for the first time. As she was leaving with her parents, the minister asked how she had liked church.
"I liked the music," she replied, . . .
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March 21, 2009 03:09 PM EDT --
The Wongs
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have . . .
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February 27, 2009 06:30 AM EST --
TEN tips for 2009. 1) Do not get into trouble.
2.) Aim for greater heights.
3) . . .
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February 26, 2009 07:05 PM EST --
Drunk Driving
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true.
"I'm as sober as you are, . . .
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February 26, 2009 07:20 PM EST --
MY PRIVATE PART DIED An old man, Mr. Wallace , was living in a nursing home . One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked him if . . .
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February 27, 2009 06:39 AM EST --
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> An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a
> purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted
> on talking to the president . . .
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February 27, 2009 06:53 AM EST --
You might be an Accountant if...
- you refer to your child as Deduction 214.
- you deduct Exlax as "Moving expenses".
- you have no idea that GAP is also a clothing store.
- at the . . .
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March 02, 2009 06:03 AM EST --
Math, Math, Math...
A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school . After the first day of school, . . .
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March 24, 2009 10:29 PM EDT --
Morning Sex
She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast,
wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in almost awake she turned and said softly, . . .
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March 24, 2009 10:39 PM EDT --
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> You'll like these! Juanita
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> My wife . . .
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March 04, 2009 05:40 AM EST --
SUNDAY CLOTHES . . .
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March 12, 2009 11:27 AM EDT --
Kathy Evans, the single dumbest contestant to ever get on ' Who Wants To Be A Millionaire ?' NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she . . .
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March 12, 2009 11:34 AM EDT --
----------------------------------------- Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying:
"Free to good home. . . .
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March 19, 2009 09:25 PM EDT --
Meet Marvin, men's answer to Maxine
Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened . . .
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March 26, 2009 06:36 AM EDT --
TEXAS DEPUTY SHERIFF vs NEW YORK LAWYER
Only in Texas my friends...Only in Texas ...Too bad....
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. . . .
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March 26, 2009 11:34 PM EDT --
Once there was a girl who wanted a boyfriend. Her mom wanted to help her, so she set up a blind date for her daughter.
When the girl got back from the date she said "That was the worst night of . . .
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March 26, 2009 11:53 PM EDT --
Christian Bulletin Bloopers
Ushers will eat latecomers. (seat)
She sang "I Will Not Pass This Way Again," giving much pleasure to the congregation.
Sermon this morning: Jesus Walks . . .
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February 25, 2009 07:01 AM EST --
I Wish...
A man walks up to the bar with an ostrich behind him, and as he sits, the bartender asks for their order.
The man says, "I'll have a beer" and turns to the ostrich. "What's . . .
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